Trying to find a method to this madness in a world full of monsters and mayhem .
why is my bedroom always so hot
maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty
i love the science side of tumblr
"its dark im scared"
dont worry bae i got this
*sketchers light up*
Am I the only one who’s parents just kinda ignores how strange I am?
if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS
my mom made me go to a therapist because of this
can’t imagine why
bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart
how the fuck do you cheat at jenga
ask a lesbian
"I hope you kiss me really hard when I see you."
— Unknown (via teenageblog)
did anyone ever find out how teen spirit smells